Two Men
Two men, one older and one younger, are pushing their carts around KMart when they collide.
The older man says to the younger man, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence, but I'm looking for my wife too."
"I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The older man says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"
The young man says, "Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom, wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts."
"What does your wife look like?"
To which the older man says, "It doesn't matter; let's look for yours."